careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
either way he was missing a nipple.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
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