So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Actions speak louder than pants.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I can't turn off my feet"
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
