i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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