hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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