How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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