2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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