I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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