ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
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