i think my mom watched the whole time
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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