thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
She's the barista slut.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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