I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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