I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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