if i can run in heels then i can drive
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
and i looked up. we had an audience...
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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