using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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