if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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