Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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