so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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