Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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