That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
there is puke in my bra ... again
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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