the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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