We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Crop dusting thru forever 21
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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