i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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