walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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