Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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