Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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