capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Randomize
