what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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