Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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