No, you can still breathe under the balls.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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