bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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