I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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