so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
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