The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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