I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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