Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
