It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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