why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
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