Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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