I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
