if only i could text you this smell
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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