ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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