My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
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