Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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