Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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