Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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