Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Randomize
