We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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