My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Randomize
