we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
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