11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
You took a bar mat shot.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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