i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
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