so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
do nipples grow back?
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