This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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