i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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