Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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