I want to walk on stilts...naked
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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