Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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