we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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